Knock Knock...

Knock Knock....

Who's there?

Big Red.

Big Red who?

Big Red your new rooster.

Thought I would drop by and say hello...nice sunroom you got here, but it could use some plants or something...

I pooped a little in your mudroom...maybe twice...hope you don't mind. Figured it needed a little fancy decor too.

Your dogs are chill...the cats too...and guess what...the doggy door fits chickens!!

You guys sure know how to roll out the welcome mat around here!

So I plan on just hangin' out...if you need me for anything, I'll be in the backyard sunning myself...

PS - I love strawberry daiquiris and reggae music...just sayin'